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Cotton Crew

Hello Boobies

$14.00 USD
$14.00 USD
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Description

Throw it back to the glory days of calculator humor with our Men’s “Hello Boobies” cotton crew socks. Set on a heather gray base, the design features a classic handheld calculator displaying everyone’s favorite upside-down message—because some jokes truly stand the test of time.

Soft and breathable, these socks bring together nostalgia and novelty in the most wearable way. Whether you’re gifting them, wearing them to break the ice, or just embracing your inner middle-schooler, this pair always adds a cheeky twist to your day.

Features

  • Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
  • Midweight feel — perfect year-round, not too thick or thin
  • Comfort stretch for a secure fit that moves with you
  • Crew height — hits at the perfect spot for everyday outfits
  • Easy-care fabric — machine washable and built to last
  • Designed with love in California with Socksmith’s signature novelty style

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low or hang to dry.

Fiber Content

MNC3764-LGH: 56% Cotton, 42% Nylon, 2% Spandex, Exclusive of Elastic
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Overall rating: 4.861461 / 5 from 397 reviews.

AI Generated Review Summary

The Hello Boobies Cotton Crew socks are highly appreciated for their unique design, excellent quality, and perfect fit. Customers love the nostalgic calculator pattern, vibrant colors, and the soft, comfortable feel. These socks are also a popular choice for gifting, especially during festive seasons.

Summary topics

  • Calculator Pattern (16%): Many customers expressed satisfaction with the great design and quality of the socks, mentioning the cute and well-executed designs.
  • Product Quality (16%): A significant number of customers pointed out that the quality of the product is excellent, great, and high.
  • Sock Fit and Durability (3%): Customers expressed appreciation for the perfect fit and durability of the socks, with no negative reviews mentioned.
  • Gift Appeal (8%): Customers keep praising the gift, describing it as perfect, great, and the best for Christmas.
  • Comfort and Style (5%): Customers loved the feel of the product, describing it as soft, comfortable, and stylish.

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Review highlights

  • "They fit my feet really well, have held up after a few washes now without shrinking, and I love the pattern!" — Andrew A.
  • "Loved the design and great quality socks!!" — Andie
  • "Great quality, wide variety of choices and also love that purchase includes donation to charitable organizations." — Cynthia E.

Reviews

Great Fathers Day gift!

"I got these for my husband for Father's Day to go with a hat from his favorite baseball team. He was thrilled with a themed gift and wears the socks to work or around the house."

— Maureen C. (5/5)

Couldn’t be more pleased. Fun

"Couldn’t be more pleased. Fun socks for an 80 year old guy."

— Stephen H. (5/5)

Colorful Colorado

"Very comfortable and sharp looking for a Colorado native!"

— Kim H. (5/5)

Looks just like me!

"Found this in Palm Springs. Looks just like me, eerie so I feel seen. Comfortable and great for professional or casual use."

— Justin (5/5)

A great sock for someone

"A great sock for someone who visits National Parks and loves the outdoors"

— Joan C. (5/5)

Love these

"Great pattern . . . . Great colors! very bright and lively"

— marc r. (5/5)

So cute!

"I love Sock Smith socks! They’re the best"

— Heather (5/5)

"Love’em!"

— Rick (5/5)

America Happy 250

"America Happy 250"

— charles w. (5/5)

Spouse loves new socks

"Great gift"

— Katrina B. (5/5)

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