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Cotton Crew

Coffee Makes You Poop

Regular price $14.00 USD
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Description

Some mornings just hit… differently. Our Men’s “Coffee Makes You Poop” cotton socks embrace the honest, hilarious reality of your daily cup. Featuring adorable emoji-style poop piles, tiny steaming coffee cups, and cheerful little hearts, this pair brings playful truth and soft cotton comfort to your routine.

Whether you're proudly caffeine-powered, gifting a fellow coffee fanatic, or simply love socks that spark a giggle, this pair delivers warm fuzzies (and maybe something else).

Features

  • Designed with love in Santa Cruz, CA

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low or hang to dry.

Fiber Content

MNC3777-BLK: 62% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 2% Spandex, Exclusive of Elastic
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Overall rating: 4.861461 / 5 from 397 reviews.

AI Generated Review Summary

Customers love the vibrant colors, playful design, and excellent quality of the 'Coffee Makes You Poop' cotton socks. They appreciate the perfect fit, soft feel, and the joy these socks bring to their daily routine. Many find them ideal for gifting fellow coffee enthusiasts.

Summary topics

  • Vibrant Colors (6%): Customers expressed appreciation for the vibrant and bright colors of the socks, which were mentioned multiple times in the reviews.
  • Popularity (3%): It was noted by customers that the product is a big hit, with multiple reviews mentioning it.
  • Perfect Fit (3%): It was reported by customers that the socks have a perfect fit and hold up for months to years.
  • Playful Pattern (7%): It was reported by customers that the pattern of these socks is loved and considered cute by many.
  • Soft Feel (5%): It was observed by customers that the feel of the product is great, soft, and comfortable.

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Review highlights

  • "They fit my feet really well, have held up after a few washes now without shrinking, and I love the pattern!"Andrew A.
  • "Loved the design and great quality socks!!"Andie
  • "Great quality, wide variety of choices and also love that purchase includes donation to charitable organizations."Cynthia E.

Reviews

Great Fathers Day gift!

"I got these for my husband for Father's Day to go with a hat from his favorite baseball team. He was thrilled with a themed gift and wears the socks to work or around the house."

Maureen C. (5/5)

Couldn’t be more pleased. Fun

"Couldn’t be more pleased. Fun socks for an 80 year old guy."

Stephen H. (5/5)

Colorful Colorado

"Very comfortable and sharp looking for a Colorado native!"

Kim H. (5/5)

Looks just like me!

"Found this in Palm Springs. Looks just like me, eerie so I feel seen. Comfortable and great for professional or casual use."

Justin (5/5)

A great sock for someone

"A great sock for someone who visits National Parks and loves the outdoors"

Joan C. (5/5)

Love these

"Great pattern . . . . Great colors! very bright and lively"

marc r. (5/5)

So cute!

"I love Sock Smith socks! They’re the best"

Heather (5/5)

"Love’em!"

Rick (5/5)

America Happy 250

"America Happy 250"

charles w. (5/5)

Spouse loves new socks

"Great gift"

Katrina B. (5/5)

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